LITTLE JOHNY WAS NEW TO SCHOOL AND WAS
LEARNING ENGLISH FOR THE FIRTS TIME.
ON HIS 1ST DAY, HE SAW 2 PEOPLE FIGHTNG. HE TRIED
TO STOP THEM AND THEY SAID 'SHUT UP!'. SO HE
LEARNT A NEW WORD. THEN AT HOME HE WAS
WATCHING SUPERMAN. THERE HE LEARNT I AM
SUPERMAN. HIS FATHER WAS TEACHING HIM SOME
ETTIQUETES. HE SAID 'ALWAYS BE KIND TO LADIES AND
SAY LADIES FIRST WHEN NECESSARY'. SO THE NEXT
DAY, HE WENT PROUDLY TO SCHOLL THAT HE LEARNT 3
NEW THINGS. SO HIS TEACHER ASKED HIM A QUESTION
AND JOHNY GOES 'SHUT UP!'. THE TEACHER GETS
ANGRY AND SAYS ' WHO
DO U THINK U R?'. JOHNY SAYS ' I AM SUPERMAN'. THEN
THE TEACHER SAYS 'GET OUT!!!!!'. JOHNY SAYS ' LADIES
FIRST'.
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