Government Employee Found An Old Brass Lamp IN....

A a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared
and granted him three wishes.

"I would love an ice-cold beer right now," he told the genie.


Poof! A beer appeared.

Next, the man said, "I wish to be on an island, surrounded
by beautiful and willing women."

Poof! He was on an island with gorgeous women fawning
all over him.

"Oh, man this is the life," the guy thought. "I wish I never had
to work again.

And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!