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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-14988967204437554402013-01-12T04:45:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.403-07:00Why do mexicans<a href="http://kickasshumor.com/funny-joke/1990/why-do-mexicans-walk-around-the-school-like-they-o">Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?<br/>Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-60037794808109689392013-01-12T04:43:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.396-07:00play with Mexicans<span style="color: #008000;"><a href="http://kickasshumor.com/funny-joke/2080/why-dont-you-play-uno-with-mexicans-they-s"><span style="color: #008000;">Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?<br/>They steal all the green cards</span></a></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-19669967558952348832013-01-12T04:39:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.389-07:00At least I don't haveDoctor: Bad news, you have terminal cancer and Alzheimer's.<br/><br/>Patient: At least I don't have cancer.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-48234881805179337642013-01-12T04:34:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.382-07:00You are luckyFirst guy (proudly): ''My wife's an angel!''<br/>Second guy: ''You're lucky, mine's still alive.''Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-85356870207712461732013-01-12T04:24:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.372-07:00One line jokes collectionI’ve got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve. (Les Dawson)<br/><br/>You can tell Monopoly is an old game - the banker can still go to jail.<br/><br/>US tourist to Irish child: “Does it ever stop raining here?” Child replies: “I don’t know, I’m only eight.”<br/><br/>You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.<br/><br/>Pornography is often frowned upon, but that’s only because I’m concentrating.<br/><br/>I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don’t know why.<br/><br/>Who gives little kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.<br/><br/>My pet snail was too slow to win races, so I took his shell off. It just made him even more sluggish.<br/><br/>What did one ball say to the other ball? Nothing - he just looked round.<br/><br/>All students of Finnish get Irritable Vowel Syndrome<br/><br/>Trying to get tickets to see an Elvis tribute band, but when I phone it keeps saying press 1 for the money 2 for the show...<br/><br/>Police raided Kermits lily pad and found 100s of nude pictures of Miss Piggy. They said it was the worst case of frogs porn ever seen.<br/><br/>I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.<br/><br/>Ultimate chat-up line: "Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform?"<br/><br/>Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?<br/><br/>I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.<br/><br/>I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'<br/><br/>I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West.<br/><br/>I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending.<br/><br/>If you lend someone a tenner and never see them again, it was probably worth it.<br/><br/>Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.<br/><br/>To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!<br/><br/>A spa hotel is like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble.<br/><br/>I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them.<br/><br/>There are only 10 kinds of people that understand binary - those that do, and those that don't.<br/><br/>The bank sent a cheque back marked "Insufficient funds". Them or me?<br/><br/>Alcohol <strong>does</strong> make you more attractive to the opposite sex. After they've drunk enough of it.<br/><br/>Future aircraft will be piloted by a man and a dog. The man is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to keep the man from touching the controls<br/><br/>Two parrots on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"<br/><br/>Descartes finishes his drink and the barman says: "Want another?" Descartes says: "I think not" and vanishes.<br/><br/>How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.<br/><br/>How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks.<br/><br/>What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.<br/><br/>What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.<br/><br/>How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.<br/><br/>How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair.<br/><br/>What lies shivering on the seabed? A nervous wreck.<br/><br/>How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.<br/><br/>How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!<br/><br/>99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name<br/><br/>How does a pig go to hospital? In a hambulance.<br/><br/>If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor? Silverware.<br/><br/>What bird can lift the most? A crane.<br/><br/>What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.<br/><br/>What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.<br/><br/>What clothes does a house wear? Address.<br/><br/>What country makes you shiver? Chile.<br/><br/>What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something!<br/><br/>Which two sports have face-offs? Ice hockey and leper boxing<br/><br/>What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.<br/><br/>What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas.<br/><br/>What did Delaware? Her New Jersey.<br/><br/>Four thirds of people have trouble with fractions.<br/><br/>What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It's time to go to sweep.<br/><br/>What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.<br/><br/>What did the rug say to the floor? Don't move, I've got you covered.<br/><br/>What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.<br/><br/>What do you call a calf after it's six months old? Seven months old.<br/><br/>What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati? Dead.<br/><br/>What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.<br/><br/>What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon.<br/><br/>What do you call the best butter on the farm? A goat.<br/><br/>What do you do when your chair breaks? Call a chairman.<br/><br/>What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!<br/><br/>What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia!<br/><br/>What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? Bugs Bunny.<br/><br/>What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? Wet feet.<br/><br/>What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.<br/><br/>What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.<br/><br/>What has 6 eyes but can't see? 3 blind mice.<br/><br/>What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors? A piano.<br/><br/>What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.<br/><br/>What is a tree's favorite drink? Root beer.<br/><br/>What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed? Sleep somewhere else.<br/><br/>What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats.<br/><br/>What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay? Deviled eggs.<br/><br/>What kind of ties can't you wear? Railroad ties.<br/><br/>What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede.<br/><br/>What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car? A red carnation.<br/><br/>What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car? A pink car-nation.<br/><br/>What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars? An in-car-nation.<br/><br/>What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.? The Presidential Seal.<br/><br/>What's green and loud? A froghorn.<br/><br/>What's round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle.<br/><br/>Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon? He took them to a pignic.<br/><br/>Where do fortune tellers dance? At the crystal ball.<br/><br/>Why did the doughnut shop close? The owner got tired of the hole business!<br/><br/>Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.<br/><br/>Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.<br/><br/>Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She couldn't control her pupils.<br/><br/>A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.<br/><br/>If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!<br/><br/>Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle<br/><br/>"I do like to see the arms and legs fly" Col. George S Patton<br/><br/>The chickens have come to roast<br/><br/>"Wagner's music is better than it sounds" - Mark Twain<br/><br/>If your parents didn't have any kids, there's a good chance you won't.<br/><br/>"To have no wants is divine" Socrates<br/><br/>An atheists worst moment is being truly grateful with no one to thank<br/><br/>Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankensteinian logic.<br/><br/>College professor - someone who talks in other peoples sleep<br/><br/>The best argument is that which seems merely an explanation<br/><br/>A self-made man? Yes - and worships his creator.<br/><br/>Why is it that everyone has to be different these days?<br/><br/>A verbal contract is not worth the paper it is written on.<br/><br/>"They defend their errors as if they were defending their inheritance"<br/><br/>Forecast for tonight: Dark<br/><br/>Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much<br/><br/>Some things have to be believed to be seen<br/><br/>God must love the common people, he made so many of them.<br/><br/>Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.<br/><br/>Parachutes are like minds. Only work when open.<br/><br/>AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.<br/><br/>"Life's a bitch, and then you murder one" ex basket-ball player<br/><br/>Overpopulation : When people take leave of their census<br/><br/>Life: a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.<br/><br/>Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.<br/><br/>Bank Rule: To get a loan, first prove you don't need it.<br/><br/>Dead people are cool<br/><br/>Television: the bland leading the bland<br/><br/>Old musicians never die. They just decompose<br/><br/>4SALE: 1 Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.<br/><br/>"My name is Dr. Hildegarde Landstrom, and I am quite, quite mad."<br/><br/>Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.<br/><br/>If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.<br/><br/>The anger of the meek and humble is named wrath<br/><br/>We all make mistakes... said the Dalek climbing off the dustbin.<br/><br/>Don't use a big word where a diminutive example is adequate.<br/><br/>Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.<br/><br/>Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.<br/><br/>If you don't like the way women drive....get off the sidewalks<br/><br/>"It is unbelievable what unbelievable things an unbeliever will believe in order to be an unbeliever."<br/><br/>Anybody can be Pope; the proof is that I have become one. John XXIII<br/><br/>BIGAMIST: A heavy fog in Italy.<br/><br/>All right. Who set the phasers to deep fat fry?<br/><br/>9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women.<br/><br/>Politics - Poli = Many , Tics = Blood sucking parasites<br/><br/>A man went into politics to do good and ended up doing rather well<br/><br/>"I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?" -- Groucho<br/><br/>Hey! Look at our Al. He's the only boy walking in step!<br/><br/>I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.<br/><br/>Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.<br/><br/>Very few people can afford to be poor.<br/><br/>We are the people our parents warned us about.<br/><br/>You will get a fair trial, after which you will be shot.<br/><br/>If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12.<br/><br/>In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.<br/><br/>98% of all constipated people don't give a crap<br/><br/>Attention animal lovers, what you are doing is illegal....<br/><br/>Remember, the end never justifies the meanness.<br/><br/>100% of all smokers die. So do 100% of all non-smokers.<br/><br/>The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.<br/><br/>To every rule there is an exception. Except this rule. Er...<br/><br/>... Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.<br/><br/>If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours<br/><br/>A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves<br/><br/>"Trust me, I haven't done this before and it didn't work then either"<br/><br/>Don't beam me up yet Scotty....I'm having a Sh..i..i....i<br/><br/>Maths and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.<br/><br/>When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!<br/><br/>The Truth Is The Only LawAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-31084426107069008532013-01-12T04:14:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.366-07:00Computer jokes for kids<span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: What did the spider do on the computer?<br/></span>A: Made a website!<br/><br/><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?<br/></span>A: Had a byte!<br/><br/><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: What does a baby computer call his father?<br/></span>A: Data!<br/><br/><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?<br/></span>A: It had a virus!<br/><br/><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: What is a computer virus?<br/></span>A: A terminal illness!<br/><br/><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: Why was the computer cold?<br/></span>A: It left it's Windows open!<br/><br/><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?<br/></span>A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?<br/><br/><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: Why did the computer squeak?<br/></span>A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!<br/><br/><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?<br/></span>A: A screensaver!<br/><br/><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: Where do all the cool mice live?<br/></span>A: In their mousepads<br/><br/><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?<br/></span>A: Lots of memory!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-7123719763056270292013-01-12T04:12:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.358-07:00Kids school jokes<table border="0" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="2" data-iceapw="231" data-iceapc="71"><br/><tbody data-iceapw="231" data-iceapc="70"><br/><tr data-iceapw="18" data-iceapc="4"><br/><td data-iceapw="18" data-iceapc="3"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="18" data-iceapc="2"><strong data-iceapw="11">Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth !</strong><br/><span data-iceapw="7">Pupil: What ?, and get bitten !</span></span></td><br/></tr><br/><tr data-iceapw="19" data-iceapc="4"><br/><td data-iceapw="19" data-iceapc="3"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="19" data-iceapc="2"><strong data-iceapw="11">Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?</strong><br/><span data-iceapw="8">Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening !</span></span></td><br/></tr><br/><tr data-iceapw="16" data-iceapc="5"><br/><td data-iceapw="16" data-iceapc="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="16" data-iceapc="3"><strong data-iceapw="5">Why were you late ?</strong><br/><span data-iceapw="4">Sorry, teacher, I overslept.<br/></span><strong data-iceapw="7">You mean you need to sleep at home too !</strong></span></td><br/></tr><br/><tr data-iceapw="24" data-iceapc="5"><br/><td data-iceapw="24" data-iceapc="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="24" data-iceapc="3"><strong data-iceapw="13">Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.</strong><br/><span data-iceapw="2">Class: Hooray<br/></span><strong data-iceapw="9">Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!</strong></span></td><br/></tr><br/><tr data-iceapw="25" data-iceapc="5"><br/><td data-iceapw="25" data-iceapc="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="14" data-iceapc="1"><strong data-iceapw="14">Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?</strong></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="11" data-iceapc="1"><br/><span data-iceapw="11">Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?</span></span></td><br/></tr><br/><tr data-iceapw="27" data-iceapc="8"><br/><td height="61" data-iceapw="27" data-iceapc="7"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="7">Son: I can't go to school today.</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="20" data-iceapc="5"><strong data-iceapw="4"><br/>Father: Why not ?</strong><br/><span data-iceapw="5">Son: I don't feel well<br/></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="11" data-iceapc="2"><strong data-iceapw="7">Teacher: Where don't you feel well ?</strong><br/><span data-iceapw="4">Son: In school !</span></span></span></td><br/></tr><br/><tr data-iceapw="13" data-iceapc="4"><br/><td data-iceapw="13" data-iceapc="3"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="13" data-iceapc="2"><strong data-iceapw="8">Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you ?</strong><br/><span data-iceapw="5">Pupil: Not very much !</span></span></td><br/></tr><br/><tr data-iceapw="22" data-iceapc="4"><br/><td data-iceapw="22" data-iceapc="3"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="22" data-iceapc="2"><strong data-iceapw="9">Father: I hear you skipped school to play football</strong><br/><span data-iceapw="13">Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it !</span></span></td><br/></tr><br/><tr data-iceapw="33" data-iceapc="5"><br/><td data-iceapw="33" data-iceapc="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="33" data-iceapc="3"><strong data-iceapw="20">Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.</strong><br/><span data-iceapw="6">School Secretary: Who is this ?<br/></span><strong data-iceapw="7">Pupil: This is my father speaking !</strong></span></td><br/></tr><br/><tr data-iceapw="30" data-iceapc="4"><br/><td data-iceapw="30" data-iceapc="3"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" data-iceapw="30" data-iceapc="2"><strong data-iceapw="9">Father: How do you like going to school ?</strong><br/><span data-iceapw="21">Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between !</span></span></td><br/></tr><br/></tbody><br/></table>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-4132379463642424162013-01-12T04:11:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.349-07:00Doctor jokesDoctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.<br/>So why did you come around then?<br/>Well, I saw this light at the window...!<br/><br/>Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee<br/>Have you tried taking the spoon out?<br/><br/>Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!<br/>Well sit still and don't stir!<br/><br/>Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.<br/>I'll deal with you later.<br/><br/>Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?<br/>Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.<br/><br/>Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me<br/>One at a time please<br/><br/>Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?<br/>I never make rash promises!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-49424874419917017512013-01-12T04:08:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.342-07:00Aage Wale Ka PaperHar Sawal Se Datt Kar Ladna,<br/>Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,<br/>Mouka Mila To Peeche Bhi Dekhna,<br/>Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna<br/>Aage Wale Ka Paper Apna SamajhnaAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-18017233500477587832013-01-12T04:07:00.001-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.336-07:00Exams are like Girl friendsExams are like Girl friends<br/>- Too many questions<br/>- Difficult to understand<br/>- More explanation is needed<br/>- Result is always fail!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-33285436543696935312013-01-12T04:07:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.328-07:00It takes 15 trees toIt takes 15 trees to<br/>produce the amount<br/>of paper that we<br/>use to write one exam.<br/><br/>join us in promoting the noble<br/>cause of saving trees.<br/>SAY NO TO EXAMS.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-24014424386407947522013-01-12T04:06:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.320-07:00Guzray huye ExaamsGuzray huye Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!<br/><br/>Answer sheet mai jo likha hai uski Faryad na karna<br/><br/>Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!<br/><br/>Uski Fikar mai Apney HOlidays barBaad Na KarnaAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-74864593569744532532013-01-12T04:03:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.314-07:00Three guysThree guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiingAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-61934542973749005142013-01-12T04:01:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.307-07:00A man and a womanA man and a woman started to have s e x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-16420789159468437732013-01-12T04:00:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.300-07:00This beautiful womanThis beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...<br/><br/>He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.<br/><br/>"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?<br/><br/>"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.<br/><br/>He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."<br/><br/>Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"<br/><br/>She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-9829539272116242882013-01-12T03:56:00.001-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.292-07:00I married MissI married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.<br/><div></div><br/> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-41288313157770262242013-01-12T03:56:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.285-07:00Love is oneLove is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.<br/><div></div><br/> Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-5530716379798342382013-01-12T03:55:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.278-07:00Marriage requires a manMarriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS”:<br/>- The Engagement Ring<br/>- The Wedding Ring<br/>- The Suffer-Ring<br/>- The Endure-RingAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-3667727475577244872012-11-16T07:40:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.270-07:00What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?What is green, covered with tinsel and goes "ribbet ribbet"?<br/>A mistle-"toad"!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-12096120746423475862012-11-16T07:38:00.001-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.263-07:00Why don't penguins fly?Why don't penguins fly?<br/>Because they're too short to be pilots!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-48568210852319562772012-11-16T07:38:00.000-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.249-07:00"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?""Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?" <br/>"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-87006892269302830792012-11-16T07:37:00.003-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.256-07:00What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?<br/>A porcupine!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2710782957990014753.post-89666522559013995292012-11-16T07:37:00.002-08:002013-08-10T06:43:38.242-07:00What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?<br/>A polar bare!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02427284764107751859noreply@blogger.com2