Saturday, November 10, 2012

Now Clean With That

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?

The Hindu replied, Lotus
Ha, I clean my shit with that! the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower


The Muslim replied : Chameli
Ha I clean my shit with that! The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry but kept quite

The Englishman asked Santa, Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?
Patriotic Santa replied: Cactus! and replied, now clean your ass with that!

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